August 10, 2017

I got that covered. Plan for plan B

My friend Mark thinks he has a plan to avoid going to nursing home. “I have a daughter. She is going to take care of me.” He’s got that covered. When Mark is 85 years-old his daughter will be 41 years old. That would be mid-career Generation Y.
August 10, 2017

Feed Me in the Nursing Home

If I ever need a puree diet then I am only accepting items that are meant to be in that consistency, for example oatmeal, mashed potatoes, pudding, ice cream and perhaps butternut squash, like the frozen kind that is already mashed up. I wrote in my living will that I am NOT to be served puree of something that isn't naturally of puree consistency. Pureed ground beef. Pureed corn kernels, pureed broccoli. I truly hope I have the wherewithal to promptly spit it out.
August 10, 2017

Black Silk Dress

Life's Events Don't All Come with Sequins
August 10, 2017

Nepal

Life's Events Require Extensive Planning
August 10, 2017

Crockpot

Life's adventures don't fit between two slices of bread.
August 10, 2017

Demolition

Life's Events Require Due Diligence